we've all been there

from my new favorite website: textsfromlastnight.com

i think at least a few were submitted on our behalf

douchebags vs NYU

while the europeans were sleeping

finally

been wondering what her stance is.

no degrees of separation

jonathan mcintosh is a genius!

are you TWELVE?
heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

the morning after

after just one evening with nathan and randy in town, i am ready to keel over and never touch a drop of alcohol again.
am surprised i have all my teeth left this morning. also, who thought it would be a good idea to do karaoke to Don't Stop Believin'?

alka seltzer is my friend. thank god those two don't live here.

text at 12:19 pm from my partner in crime: `ugh! first puke in years. glad we went out with a bang on our last night. just woke up. i think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while i was asleep.'

WELL SAID.

transatlantic missives

Falling out of touch with all my
friends are somewhere getting wasted,
hope they're staying glued together,
I have arms for them.

you know who you are

yes yes yes

`Quiet and mean; those are my people.' that is all.

help, i'm alive

my heart keeps beating like a hammer.
managed to finagle a couple of choice spots in the VIP area, far above the riff raff. oh, emily. you do know how to put on a show. and i love that your `favorite part of the evening' is ours, too.

look up, the nurse is smiling. what luck, the nurse is me.

`homework'

from the ridiculously sublime to the sublimely ridiculous. all in a day's work.

puff puff @$#%$%^%&

i would cry, if i weren't so ``devil-may-care-cool''

they've tied the knot! again!

update 1

sunday morning hangovers

waking up this morning (ok, afternoon) cursing PBR and jack daniels, i get this text from our favorite newlywed: `Peaches wants to marry us onstage tonight!'
after several confused, incredulous, and emphatic back-and-forths, it emerges that nathan and randy somehow ended spending most of last night backstage with her and, after recounting the wedding in PR, she decided she had to WED them in LA, too. onstage. tonight.
too funny for words. anyone out there available to film the occasion? free tix in it for you. we need to see this.

next up!

this is all i can tell you. contractually, i'm bound to not reveal another thing. good thing i'm so averse to spoilers, anyway.

bleeeee!

the Buffy 10-year reunion

snapshots of the utter awesomeness that was this THIS, including, but not limited to, a buffy specialty drink, Sunnydale High t-shirts (i want one), a rousing singalong, contests, trivia, and videos from way back when. notably BRITNEY and hit me baby, one more time. also, the BACKSTREET BOYS.

SWEET

and the organizer of the show. also famous for running the BUFFY SINGALONG at the IFC. knows joss (aka god) personally. 1 degree of separation, folks.

the hilarity of mashad bolling and billy crandle

2 drunk sisters on a sidewalk

poor Waldo!

open theft

am missing this particular guy. so much so that i had to steal this photo (credit to f).
BEST PHOTO EVER